Wednesday, March 25, 2009
HAHAHA, My Name Is -insert male population here- And I'm A Total Pervert!
I'm a bitch. There's no doubt about it. I come off as a sweet person, and I truly am, but when something doesn't go right, I'm a Bitchasaurus Rex. Whenever I look someone in the eyes, all I see is hatred. This hatred is so unreal, and I seriously think I need to see some sort of doctor to help me before...before I do something horrible to get rid of the hurt.
So, yeah, anyway.
Saturday was my birthdaii, so yay.
You might be wondering why I chose this particular title for this entry. Well, it's simple. I hate the perverted guys at my school. They are stupid losers who take joy in making others feel like shit; like me. I'm a total psychopath, and I guess I'm a drama queen. Try not to take what I say to heart, for I am crazy and paranoid. It's a well-known fact thorought the school. I'm known for being an emotional, crazy drama queen, who simply haz to have the best of the best. Posh and and spoiled. MEH, I can't help it, so I guess I created this blog to provide info to the world about the MUCH moar interesting people around me. Like
JB, S, B, J, T, and M. But, anyway, this blog isn't really about me. It's more about the people who are in my life, and due to a large amount of interest, I'll continue with info on
JB, J, B and S.I get jealous very easily, so it shouldn't be a surprise to anyone when I get jealous of
T and M. These two girls are superly duperly popular camerawhore female-jocks who whore themselves out to male jocks, who just so happen to be devastatingly hawt. Not only are they pretty, but they also know karate (Seriously, they do. No jokes. O___O) and play hockey, volleyball, soccer, football, and every other sport imaginable. It's no wonder that my crush and close friend, JB, has fallen in love with T.Too bad he doesn't know the crap that goes on behind the doors of the Girl World; or as I like to call it...
The Slut Association.
Or
TSA for short. TSA meetings are usually held at either T's locker, or in front of my history teacher's room, because he coaches the girls' volleyball team, girls' football team, girls' basketball team, and the girls' soccer team. He is therefore, a pimp. TSA members are all on those teams, so I suppose either my history teacher is a pimp or is considered a member of TSA.In these incredibly disgusting meetings, T probably discusses her plans to steal someone else's boyfriend, usually one of her best friends'. She once sent a nasty, naughty, and dirty text message to the second sought-after malejock; a mister K. Notice that the colour of that sexcii K is quite similiar to JB's. This is because K is simply too gorgeous to put into words, with his golden blond hair and his charming, sarcastic attitude. If JB were to mysteriously disappear, K would definitely be my automatic next crush. But, since they are very good friends, liking both of them would be very sluttish. Something only TSA would do. Too bad he's incredibly egotistic and perverted, like most boys at my school. But, that can be fixed very easily...-winkwink-
;P
Speaking of
K and JB.I decided to tell
K about my crush on JB. He took it very well, actually. He had the same reaction as S and B. A (gorgeous) smile and never mentioning it again. How...sweet of him. He's never done that to anyone else.Could
K be kinder than I thought? Hmm...Well, until next time, my readers. I guess you'll have to wait until my next post for new updates to the
BLASTING OUT LOUD!? universe, observed from the eyes of yours truly; emotional.cupcake.xoxoxo
Labels: Bitchasaurus Rex, history teacher pimp, jealously, T and C, The Slut Association, TSA
9:56 PM
` love me_*